Why Did God Make Moms?

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: (excerpts from viral email*)

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What’s the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
3. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d like to get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those eyes on the back of her head.

*Who knows who to credit for these viral emails? Heck, these answers may not come from the 2nd graders claimed in the email, but it put a smile on my face and I hope it does the same for you. Happy Mothers Day!